I kid you not! My jaw absolutely dropped! The male guard turned his monitor around to show me and the female guard approached. I was so mad, I almost pulled my pants down right there.

How are they going to check this?

 The only thing metal on me was my pants button and my watch. Neither showed up on the scan, but a big yellow spot showed up on my crotch and slightly down my left leg! It looked like I peed on myself! I would have fallen down laughing at the picture if the situation wasn’t so serious. How were they going to check this? What on earth set it off?